Recently I have been smuggling huge quantity of goods, goodies & other god-only-know items from the macho shopping malls of T Nagar despite the sweltering Sun . This dark activity penetrated through the purse and purged all my bank accounts. This is not the only reason for my perturbation. I am leaving to US tonight. Those who have read one of my earlier posts would know how I staged a comical show of myself in the last trip. “US” is not a place for a homely bird like me, even the trip is for a month and the plane tickets are sponsored.
If you not interested, why are you leaving? Are you creating a scene in your own blog?
You can question me like this
Unlike questions like what is life? & who is God? This is not tough to answer. In fact I can answer it in one word “Money” – The universal truth behind every onsite trip. Let’s not get in to philosophy and other perplexing areas now. This post is only to vent out all my uneasiness and make myself fit for another funny & scary episode in the coming days.
Rants in bullet-in points
- The prospect of visiting my onsite colleagues haunts me, because in the “layoff” layman dictionary – Indians are defined as job stealers. Those who have helped us a lot in the last trip are not there any more. Now can you sense my guilty feeling …
- For some unknown reason for the past couple of days terrorists, hijackers and other psychos are frequently visiting my dream. For time being I stopped watching news channels and reading newspapers.
- I should practice to wide-open my mouth to swallow that mountain size burger for daily meals.
- Should brush up my photographic & photo posing skills to prove my visit.
I will stop here. This post is getting more melodramatic.